Thursday, December 20, 2007

My Breasts Are Fabulous

Sorry for the seemingly abrupt title...you will understand (and possibly agree shortly). Here's the thing...I got another email from a friend announcing that she would be giving birth to a child soon. First, let me start by saying, I am completely and truly happy for all of the women who surround my life who are giving new life to the world. Really I am. I love all of these women and I believe that they deserve everything that they want in this life. For God's sake, my own brother and sister-in-law are about to make me an auntie, which I haven't stopped talking about for months.

BUT...for the love of God, can a sista get a break?!

So I had a Christmas dinner/ gift exchange with the single fab 5 tonight (although one's engaged, but whatever). Anyhow, I was explaining that I saw these nipple pads in a magazine that are supposedly great for when you're nursing (you put them in the fridge and then on your boobs and apparently they are soothing) and I, feeling the need to help my sister-in-love after she gives birth, thought I should buy them for her.

And it dawned on me...at this moment in my life, I have every reason to be completely joyous! My breasts are fabulous (and for the record, not one man, or woman for that matter, has told me otherwise)! They are voluptuous, perky and my nipples are proportional and not huge, painful, and cracked. And although I truly do believe that I wouldn't mind trading my perfect breasts for a precious child someday, in the spirit of being completely happy with my life the way it is at this moment, my breasts are fabulous!

Merci et au revoir ~

4 comments:

CSI Seattle said...

Hi Erin,

I was linking back to those who have been posting comments at "1 pic a day", which is a great blog. I simply wanted say "hello" and that your current post was a fun read.

savannah_rae said...

haha, I LOVED your post!! Too funny, and oh so true! I'm glad you're on the 1pic bandwagon! =]

Where in Dallas do you teach? I only ask because I grew up in Grand Prairie.

Well, have a good night. See ya around on the comment pages. ha!

XOXO, Savannah

Anonymous said...

Well, thought I might check you out after what you wrote on my blog. It was worth it. It's good to have a healthy self-confidence, and I applaud you on this one.

Keep it up! The blog, I mean.

Thanks for checking my blog out, I hope it's not too pathetic.

Have a great day

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Dodi said...

i've seen 'em and I know they are fabulous!